thecatcherandthepie:

les-sucettes-a-lanis:

Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.

Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:

“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.” 

South Park is perfect

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

sassy-iggy:

I really like the idea of those “tumblr university” posts you see a lot, so I’ve decided that I want to write a story for it.

So, with that in mind, whoever reblogs this by January 25th will be included in the story in some way! 

GO FORTH AND REBLOG MY DARLINGS 

SOMEONE ELSE SHIPS IT OMYGOD

itbekaleb:

This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I have ever seen, forever reblog.

madamdolorosa:

christmasat-hogwarts:

Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world. 

yes-ze-did:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind

I think someone just won the internet

karlimeaghan:

odditybloggity:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

origamipoetry:

lady-whovian:

iwishiwasathomeplayingvideogames:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

thefourteenthdoctor:

mystinkybutt:

American

Time Lord:

Consulting Criminal:

moose

then superwholock made it perfect

Australian.

I FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR.

Manservant/Sorcerer:

IT GOT BETTER

THOR

The Boy Who Lived