If you define yourself as an Elsanna shipper you will read this.
Elsanna + Fluff + Hilarious moments = WIN
What’s it about?
Summary: In which an act of True Love is traditionally followed by marriage, no matter how much Elsa refuses to believe that things like this just aren’t done.
AN: So of course after years (cough-overadecadeyouass) of inactivity, the thing that brings me back is incestuous lesbian Disney sisters. So TW for Elsanna/icest - don’t like, don’t read - if you continue on and are offended, I can’t help that you’re a moron. Anyways, I was drowning in the angst that is the Elsanna fandom, and I just really wanted some light-hearted comedy where our protagonists are cute oblivious idiots in love and everyone knows it, and this idea wouldn’t just get out of my head. I’m also pretty sure my writing is actually worse than it used to be, so apologies.
Still aren’t sure? Read the following:
"Yes, your majesty."
"To each other."
Elsa glared in bewilderment, but suspected her expression lost quite a bit of menace with the blush she could feel heating her cheeks.
"We are sisters.”
The entire council room seemed to shrug.
"Apparently True Love trumps that."
Elsa could practically hear the capital letters. “It would be a scandal!”
"Actually, in the court of popular opinion, it’s more scandalous that you two aren’t married already."
"What? How?!" Elsa could safely say she was completely and utterly flummoxed.
"An unwed couple cohabiting-"
"We are the Queen and Princess, we are supposed to live in the castle!"
"-sharing a bed-"
"We do not share a bed!"
"-a fact which Princess Anna has cheerfully and publicly announced in the town square a few weeks past-"
Elsa abandoned decorum and buried her face in her hands. Oh, Anna. "It was a sleepover! We are trying to reconnect. As siblings!" She felt compelled to add again.
"Plus, people are starting to talk about the delay. They think you’re getting cold feet."
Elsa stared. The room hushed. A few long, agonizing seconds silently passed. A crow cawed in the distance.
The councillor cleared his throat, finally looking a bit embarrassed, an expression the Queen thought was quite frankly overdue. “…Yes, they are purposely using that phrase. Puns are making a comeback.”
Elsa sighed, feeling very much like she was going to lose this particular argument. “I still find it hard to believe the entire kingdom is cheering for me to wed another woman, much less my sister.”
"Well naturally there are a few dissenters, but even those you’d think would raise a fuss were quite tolerant about it. There were surveys."
Down by the docks:
"Well, any bloke’s that keeping her royal-ness from turning the fjords into a glorified ice rink’s a bloke what deserves the job, and if that bloke jes’ happens to be her sister, well, what’s another bloke to protest? The queen ain’t gonna melt fer me.”
At the playground:
"It’s True Love! They haveta get married! If they don’t there won’t be a happily ever after! And if there’s no happily ever after there’ll be no more parties! And if there are no more parties there’ll be no more cake! And if there’s no more cake we’ll DIE.”
At the local country club:
"Indeed, this is all quite unconventional, but Royalty always had that touch of strangeness. And now we don’t have any worries of some upstart rapscallion foreigner barging his way onto the throne. It wouldn’t do to have any more ‘Prince Hans’ showing up, for they’re certainly out there. Yes, the Queen and Princess will protect each other and the royal throne from such dastardly kingdom grabbers."
At the Church of Arendelle:
"There is no argument to be made of True Love. That is all that matters."
The Valley of the Living Rock:
"Well that explains why she was holding back from such a man!"
Elsa gaped in the most undignified manner. She wasn’t sure what was more surprising. The fact that the citizens of Arendelle expected her to marry her sister or that an entire faction of her government had apparently conducted some very thorough research on the matter of her marrying her sister all while she was blissfully unaware.
And the winning ACE:
"Well, everybody has assumed that you and Elsa are engaged to be married." Okay, that may have been a little blunt. "It’s sort of common knowledge." Okay, that wasn’t much better. “The entire kingdom is sort of waiting for you guys to publicly announce the wedding date.” God, I’m so bad at this. By his side, Sven rolled his eyes in agreement.
Anna gaped at Kristoff. “You knew about all of this? Why didn’t you tell me earlier?”
Kristoff scratched his head a bit sheepishly. “Well, I kind of thought you already knew. I mean, it made sense, True Love and all that. Not to mention, that one time at the clothing shop when you picked out lingerie for Elsa.”
"It was a gift!"
"You bought yourself a matching pair."
"I really liked the design!"
"When the saleslady winked and asked you what the special occasion was you told her it was your one month anniversary with Elsa."
"It was! Of our reconciliation! You know, of when I thawed! Gosh, I had no idea she was implying something else!”
Kristoff grinned at the bright red glow radiating from the petite girl in from of him. “Well, you certainly made her day. She was the belle of the town gossip ball.” Anna groaned and covered her eyes in embarrassment. He really shouldn’t tease her like this, but flustered Anna was just so adorable.
Anna let out a small whine. “Oh no, it all makes so much sense now. All those questions about whether Elsa preferred to unwrap her gifts slowly from intricate layers or a quick reveal with the simple tug of a bow…” Kristoff could barely hold back the guffaw threatening to bust his gut. “…And all that leering…” Kristoff’s stomach was starting to hurt. “…And oh, oh-Oh MY GOD! Kristoff! When she asked me if I needed any ‘accessories’ I told her Elsa preferred to make her own! Y’know, out of ice! I thought she was talking about jewelry! What was she really saying?! WHAT?!”
Kristoff lost it.
THIS IS BRILLIANT AND FUNNY. READ ITTTTT.
this needs to happen
Pretty sure I’d already reblogged this at some point, but yeah
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Roger Rabbits special effects still fucking hold up by todays standards AND looks better than most films that come out NOW it was that ahead of its time
I’m still amazed that Hoskins had that little to work with. Everything about this video is awesome.
This made my day.